Opening: A mother tells her little girl that Daddy isn’t home yet but will be soon. I think I got really fucked up on these when I was a teenager once. Straight out of the bottle because I am CLASS-EH. Kirk Cameron is not worth my signature SoCo mixed drink. After great deliberation I decided to go with some Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers.
The Hooch: I thought long and hard about exactly what would do justice to an aging, way-past-relevant ex-child-star who peaked in 1987 and has been on a downhill slide ever since. The Show: On my Mac, since I still don’t have a working television. So what I’m saying here is that I don’t have high expectations. Having endured a properly Christian marriage and having seen lots of other Christians fall into that same crevasse when they try to shoehorn unworkable, impractical ideas into a real-world relationship, I can safely say that there is absolutely no truth to anything evangelicals say about romantic love or relationships. He’d been trying to get non-Christians to abide by his idea of how people should behave for years Rational Responders has been keeping an eye on him for a while now–not a huge surprise considering Kirk Cameron and his buddy Ray “ Banana-man” Comfort lied through their teeth during a debate with them some years back.Īnd I’ve written extensively about the weird expectations Christians often bring with them into marriage.
#CHRISTIAN ANALYSIS OF FIREPROOF THE MOVIE TV#
When it turned out that he was a little high-and-mighty asshat trying to run the TV show like his own fiefdom, accusing the show’s producers of being pornographers and demanding the show be run more to his own true-blue Christian liking, I wasn’t super-surprised. I have never understood anyone’s attraction to the hyuck-hyuck grin he thinks makes him look playful and approachable. I’m almost glad I was Pentecostal by the time Growing Pains got popular because look, gang, I’ve always thought the guy looked like a sanctimonious schmuck. He very famously annoyed the hell out of his co-workers on his TV show Growing Pains, and over the years has built a reputation of being a horrible person in the name of Jesus.